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My name is Billy Evans. I AM A very sick little boy. But my Daddy works at Lowes and he said you could help.
My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She Is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so Sick. I
was Born without A body. It doesn't hurt, Except when I try to breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is A burlap Bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the Best
they could do ON account of us having No money OR Insurance.
I would like to have A body transplant, but we need More money. Mommy doesn't work because she said
nobody Hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and She hugged my burlap bag. Mommy
always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her Sneeze and chafes her real
bad. I hope you will help me.
You can help me if you visit the sponsors on this page. And let everyone know. Tell people you don't know, too.
Dr. Johansen said that for Every person you forward this to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send A nickel
to NASA. With That funding, NASA will collect prayers from school Children all over America and have the
astronauts take Them up into space so that the angels can hear them Better.
Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, And he will take up A collection IN church and send All the
money to the doctors. The doctors could help Me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball.
Right now I can only be third base.
Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can Take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be
Closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so Sad and and I want A body. I don't want my leaves to rot
Before I turn 10
If you cant help out, that's okay. Mommy Says you're A mean and heartless bastard who doesn't Care about A
poor little boy with only A head. She Says that if you don't stew IN the raw pit of your own Guilt-ridden stomach,
she hopes you die A long slow, Horrible death and then burn forever IN hell.
What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take two freakin' minutes to tell all your Friends so that they can
feel guilt and shame about Ignoring A poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please Help me.
I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had A Kitty. I wish I could hold A kitty. I wish I could Hold A kitty that wouldn't
chew ON me and try to bury Its turds IN the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that Very much.
Thank You,
Billy " Smiles "
Editors note: Come on everybody! Lets get behind this story and help this kid get ahead-and a body.
My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She Is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so Sick. I
was Born without A body. It doesn't hurt, Except when I try to breathe.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is A burlap Bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the Best
they could do ON account of us having No money OR Insurance.
I would like to have A body transplant, but we need More money. Mommy doesn't work because she said
nobody Hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and She hugged my burlap bag. Mommy
always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her Sneeze and chafes her real
bad. I hope you will help me.
You can help me if you visit the sponsors on this page. And let everyone know. Tell people you don't know, too.
Dr. Johansen said that for Every person you forward this to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send A nickel
to NASA. With That funding, NASA will collect prayers from school Children all over America and have the
astronauts take Them up into space so that the angels can hear them Better.
Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, And he will take up A collection IN church and send All the
money to the doctors. The doctors could help Me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball.
Right now I can only be third base.
Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can Take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be
Closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so Sad and and I want A body. I don't want my leaves to rot
Before I turn 10
If you cant help out, that's okay. Mommy Says you're A mean and heartless bastard who doesn't Care about A
poor little boy with only A head. She Says that if you don't stew IN the raw pit of your own Guilt-ridden stomach,
she hopes you die A long slow, Horrible death and then burn forever IN hell.
What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take two freakin' minutes to tell all your Friends so that they can
feel guilt and shame about Ignoring A poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please Help me.
I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had A Kitty. I wish I could hold A kitty. I wish I could Hold A kitty that wouldn't
chew ON me and try to bury Its turds IN the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that Very much.
Thank You,
Billy " Smiles "
Editors note: Come on everybody! Lets get behind this story and help this kid get ahead-and a body.